My collection of the wacked-out dates and times on the phones in maws so far, in case any one is as deranged about this show as I am
What a dysfunctional squad.
Blue Eye Samurai: Episode Title Cards
Blue Eye Samurai
Ep. 5 The Tale of the Ronin and the Bride
𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐥e.
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Direct reference to that one famous photo of Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald & Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”.
I think Marlo would have single-handedly stopped the rumbling
fellas is it gay if your girlfriend fucks u while describing how you’re definitely soooo much stronger and more powerful than your rival (who is admittedly very strong and powerful but not as much as you) and how if the two of you had a rematch you would definitely beat him for sure this time bc ur just so strong and brave and you’re so good with your
dicksword. and you come as she describes how you’d plunge urdicksword into him and feel hiscumblood burst out. and then u leave her literally immediately to go chase down said rival for a rematch. fellas is it gay
theyre so squeaky toy to me
onryō
Akemi: Your eyes are beautiful, like the sea and the sky.
Mizu: *startled* Oh. Uh, I mean, do the men here usually fall for such naked flattery? They’re idiots, but I’m not.
Also Mizu: *almost drinks the drugged cup because Akemi’s compliment made her brain short circuit*
i forgot to post this on Tumblr!!! BLUE EYE SAMURAI IS REAL
PLS GO WATCH IT IF U HAVENT so much hard work was put into this show and it did not go to waste. <3
If any of you value your bisexuality you WILL go watch Blue Eye Samurai NOW.
Oh nebulously gay samurai we’re rly in it now…
























